Sweet Madonna

http://www.alternet.org/reproductivejustice/147626/5_stupid,_unfair_and_sexist_things_expected_of_men/?page=entire

Amazing amazing amazing article.  This is an issue I’ve always argued with both feminists (read: victim complex) and media conformist sheep. 

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So, I definitely met Ned Hepburn in my dreams last night.  Unfortunately, we did not fall immediately in love, but he did share some amazing chiabatta bread with me.  Gawd, it was delicious.  Also, I seem to remember he had really, really tiny hands.  He shook mine several times, and, strangely enough, it was not awkward at all.

What does all of this mean?

everythingharrypotter:

oh-potter-you-rotter:

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girlplease:

lifeisshortloveissweet:

itmustbebunnies:youinmyveins:itsamaleduck:imfivebyfive:

I capped this in May but it still looks the same so whatevs. :D

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He he he.  You are mine now.

He he he, svimming.

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I love cake.  Cake is wonderful.  But it is too easy to get caught up in the idea of cake.  When you compare the data, it is clear that pie is a better choice.  

1.  Ability of enjoyment to be sustained over time

The first few mouthfuls of cake are almost magical, but as eating continues, enjoyment drops off precipitously.  The enjoyment curve for pie appears to be much more stable over time.  
2.  Unequal frosting distribution is a problem

Pie exhibits much greater homogeneity than cake.  In cake, the highest concentration of awesomeness is found in the frosting.  The act of decorating a cake can polarize it and cause a dangerously uneven distribution of frosting, leading to discord and animosity during serving time.   
3.  Pie appears to contain a greater relative volume of enjoyable substances.  

4.  Pie is more scientifically versatile:

5.  Pie is relevant in a greater variety of situations:

Cake is appropriate in a very limited number of situations, whereas almost any day is a great day to have pie.  
6. Cake has much more severe, longer lasting consequences than pie:

UPDATE:  It’s too early to tell whether this hybridization is the best idea ever or just dangerous and foolish:

Most likely it will either solve all the problems in the world or end humanity in a hyperglycemic blaze of glory. 

So has anyone else noticed that the “Previously, on Mad Men…”  have absolutely nothing to do with the upcoming episode and do nothing to fill in on important plot details?  EVER.